■The Best Ten Things You Want to Do for Women's Employees at the Company

This is the third time in a very popular project that brings out sexual harassment that I wanted to try at my company! You’ll be able to get a seat on the toilet instead of sitting in your lower body, you’ll have to work at the bottom of the table with a crunchy customer, and you’ll be able to pick up a slew of phone calls while riding, or you’ll be testing a photocopier to color-copy your boobs and mommy. This year, instead of bonuses, sperm will come out with blowjob! This time too is full of stupid and sluggish delusions!